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Bong Alvarez Gets His Ass OWNED!!!

* Sorry for the minor errors with the news anchor. I thought she is a PBB host, wahahahah! My bad!

Well, well, well! This is interesting news indeed. I got word that shit-faced Bong Alvarez got into a nasty little scuffle with a woman! That’s right bitches, a woman… Dude went loony faster than you can say “Pussy” and elbowed a certain TV host/news anchor/whatevershit, Gretchen Malalad, right in the jaw.

Of course, this happened after he maimed a random taxi driver. What’s interesting is that, I heard (too bad for Bong) Gretchen Malalad happens to be a black belter in Martial Arts. Bitch didn’t waste time landing a good knuckle sandwich and definitely owned Bong’s surprised ass on this fight! Below is the actual footage of the incident:

Damn. He is way out of line with this schinzz! I feel bad for the girl since the guy isn’t exactly what you’d call petite, yeah? But then again, the girl isn’t exactly what you’d call, meek and helpless either. “Mr. Excitement” he sure is.

Cheers, Karate Bitch!

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