I was supposed to abstain from posting anything for at least a week cuz I gots me something to promote. But I can’t help it… it’s the rebel in me I know, right? I’m like, so fucking hardcore and ZZZzzzZZzzz… What? Lunch oredi?
Benny: Kasama ko si Peter ngayon.
Tina: Good, ayusin nyo ang putanginang site natin!
Benny: Nagbubunutan pa kami ng pubic hairs.
Tina: That’s… ummm… ZexXxy…
Tina: … which is your asshole
Benny: My asshole is my cunt?
Tina : If you’re gay… eh your gay, right? So yeah, cunthole.
Benny: Wow…your logic is sooo like, baffling even the smartest of scientists ha…
Tina: Like yuh, I made my mom the happiest woman ever when I was born
Benny: Happiness is deceiving.
Tina: I know… she was more like… ummm… what’s the word… grateful?
Benny: If only she knew how much of a total jacktardness you are, Chop.
Tina: You bet your pimply ass cheeks, Pork.
Tina: Heeeheee… 600 pesos na worth of tickets nabenta ko. I’ll be off the border by tomorrow, so you may have seen the last of my zexXxy ass! It’s nice knowing your pimply ass, Benny but I’m gonna cut and run bitch! Cuz I’m rich! Rich, I tell you! Rich!!!!
Benny: Oo…..600 peysos IS a shitload of moolahwin. They will have pillaged the border by tomorrow. lalo na si ******, naghihintay na ngayon sa apartment nyo… naka-t back lang.
Tina: Like, yuh I know. I’m gonna invest it…. then I’ll be rich. 10 years from now my son will start bullying your son!
Benny: Sige abangan ko yun. Tapos uupakan ko yung anak mo… sa simbahan!
Tina: Oo. Tapos iba-bycycle kick ko itlog mo!
Benny: By that time, nagpa-castrate na ako so hindi naman mashaket… nye nye nye nye nye!
So who’s retarded-er?
Tinaciouslee 
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