Tinaciouslee

Rants and Raves

October 31, 2007

Monday Blues, Beggone!

Hay, the holidays came and went so fast. Wish I could’ve stayed home longer.

Breaking news: Osama bin Laden, sighted!

Tina: Man. I’m freezing my balls off… if I have balls, that is.
Benny: Sure you do.
Tina: Imaginary balls, parang sayo lang. o_0
Tina: ZING.

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Tina: Venny Venny Vevenny Banana-bana Vevenny, Peach Pie Vevenny… Venny!
Benny: …

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Tina: Hmft. Hindi na kita bati tas di na kayu magkakatuluyan ni ******** tas wala nang ibu-bully yung anak ko kasi vrgin ka pa din FOREVER!!!!
Benny: Ok. Ako naman.
Benny: *clears throat*
Benny: Masisira blog mo dahil may mga virus yung mga widget na nilalagay mo, tapos ispa-spam siya ng WebDate. Tapos dahil dun, mawawala na ang title mo ng zexxxy beast (mapupunta sa akin) tapos hindi ka na magkaka-anak!!!!

Pang-alis ng Monday Blues

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Hello, and welcome to my new website. I’m Tina, please feel free to look around. I’m a writer and editor with over 10 years of experience. Apart from writing, I’m into collecting bags, books and skincare/makeup products. Hobbies include gardening, writing (of course!), and playing with my sons. Check out my credentials here.