Tinaciouslee

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Kuyukot Moments

Tina: Chong, gusto kong lumamon ng lumamon, I swear. Fuck dieting to hell!!!
Benny: Dieting is overrated
Tina: But when I think about the 30lbs I lost it makes my kuyukot shudder… in a non-sexual way, of course.
Benny: Mmmm… kuyukot

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Tina: Why do you have to ruin my effing day? Why, Bennyment? Why? Why?
Benny: Cuz that’s how we roll….
Tina: Word.
Benny: *biglang sakay ng fx na nagpapatugtog ng Salbakuta*

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Tina: Borednizzle my schizzle
Benny: Boredness is your schlong?
Tina: Yesh
Tina: A very long… boring schlong. True story.
Benny: Ashteg

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Hello, and welcome to my new website. I’m Tina, please feel free to look around. I’m a writer and editor with over 10 years of experience. Apart from writing, I’m into collecting bags, books and skincare/makeup products. Hobbies include gardening, writing (of course!), and playing with my sons. Check out my credentials here.

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