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Smelling Like Week-old Piss

Tina: Dewd, like we are soooo ganna win an academy award if ever we like, write a movie script. Like, grabeeeeh…
Benny: I know. Lagi kang mamamatay sa huli
Tina: Oo tas ikaw lagi yung sa scene na nire-rape ng sampung arabo, tatlong mascot ng Jalibi and sampung pares ni B1 at B2
Benny: Pero buhay pa rin… bebebebehbeh! Habang kumakain ako ng fish balls, inaagnas na ilong mo!
Tina: Pero yung butas mo sa pwet eh sing laki ng Japan.

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Tina: Benny on a serious note, I must tell you something. I know you probably don’t know this but…
Benny: Go
Tina: You smell like week-old piss. WAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!
Benny: Limburger.
Tina: BURN, cuntrag, BUUUURRRN!!!

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2 responses to “Smelling Like Week-old Piss”

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    McRey

    Benny is being bullied. 😛

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  2. Burniki Avatar
    Burniki

    Indi kaya. Man, you have no idea what that Krung-krung is capable of doing! Between his legs lies the Weapons of Mass destruction, paare.

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