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Oscar-Winning Piece Of Shit

* May mga hitad na nagsabing they can’t stand my emo-ish shit for the past three weeks, hahahaha! Well, ang masasabi ko lang ay… Whatever, dorks. Nakikibasa lang kayo, letche!!! Bow.

Tina: Sakit likod, sakit tyan… mamamatay na yata talaga ako T_T
Benny: Yehey! Sa libing mo, kakanta si Paeng ng My Chemical Romance. Tapos dala-dala namin yung bangkay mo kasi may dance number tayo
Tina: Ayus, Thriller ito
Benny: Pwede rin! Tapos, bigla kang mabubuhay!
Tina: Oo, re-animated after kong maagnas! MmMmMm… I make gangrene look goooood
Benny: Tapos darating si dawrms… nag-swim galing sa Saudi!
Tina: Tapos?
Benny: Papunta sa Pinas, basang-basa siya, dude!
Tina: Gaguuuu…
Benny: Tapos malalalim at mahahabang hinga…
Benny: dormsz: Tina…..ikaw ba yan?
Benny: dowrmz: ang….*hinga*…ganda-ganda mo pa rin…
Benny: dawrmsz: Bruhang bakla kah!!!!! Chaaaaringgggg!!!!
Benny: Tapos lalabas si Cher, kakanta ng “Believe”
Benny: Tapos magiging Gay Parade yung libing mo!
Tina: Ayus, pang Oscar awards ang script ah!

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Tina: Ooooooh… kiiiiinkyyyyy….
Tina: I like Kink with my morning kopi too
Benny: I-aadmin nya yung oriental clams mo!



One response to “Oscar-Winning Piece Of Shit”

  1. lol…hahahaCher kumanta ng 'Believe'lol… :))

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Hello, and welcome to my new website. I’m Tina, please feel free to look around. I’m a writer and editor with over 10 years of experience. Apart from writing, I’m into collecting bags, books and skincare/makeup products. Hobbies include gardening, writing (of course!), and playing with my sons. Check out my credentials here.