Benny: Hay hayaan mo na… Life is hard.
Tina: Oo. Hard like your dick, paaare.
Benny: Oo, too much, too owften.
*******
Tina: Haaaay… I’m glad I actually did it! Ili-libre kita ng snow bear!
Tina: Tatlong snow bear, paaare!
Benny: Wow. this is like, the best day ever.
Tina: I know, right?
*******
Tina: Nak nak
Benny: Who’s there?
Tina: Papa Dorms
Benny: Papa Dorms Who?
Tina: Papa Dorms preach I’m trouble deep, Papa Dorms preach *gibberish* but I’ve made up my mind… I’m keeping mah beybeh!!!!
Benny: ….
Tinaciouslee 
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