Tinaciouslee

What I Said

Editor: Have you received the email?

Tina: Yes.

Editor: I’m sorry.

Tina: Me too.

Editor: Can you send me the last batch of descriptions?

Tina: Sure, gimme a sec.

What I Really Want To Say

Editor: Have you received the email?

Tina: Yes.

Editor: I’m sorry.

Tina: Good. You should be.

Editor: Can you send me the last batch of descriptions?

Tina: Maybe I should do what you and your asshole boss did, you know, disappear without a trace. But there’s no fun in that. I’m not like you people. Here’s your fucking email, I hope you choke on it.