“Huling Hapunan” – Eat Bulaga contestant, asked what the Tagalog word for grasshopper is. Continue reading

“Panu kaya yun, eh bida si Lastikman! Pano sya mamamtay?!” -An indignant Waki, making side-comment on the villain’s ludicrous claims that he would “kill Lastikman” Continue reading

“Wala kasing gumagamit ng ICQ dito eh. Pang-porno lang daw yon.” – Paeng Continue reading

“EzineArticles gave us the platinum membership for the outstanding articles submitted. Great job!” – The Boss Continue reading

“Remind me never to take you seriously again… EVER.” -Paeng on learning that the Transformers are not from Japan but from Cybertron Continue reading

“Kayo po itong nasa picture?” – G-Cash Cashier (The picture on the card I presented is 4 years old… give or take) Continue reading

“Kung maka-panic ka kasi eh. Do you think makakatulong sa problema mo ang kaka-panic mo? Magkaka-acid influx ka lang sa ginagawa mo.” -Sasa Continue reading

“You are missed.” – Rene Continue reading

“…Saka pano kung totoo nga ang reincarnation at nagsatipaklong ako sa next lifetime,  sa tingin mo mababawi pa natin yun oras na sinayang natin?! Noo.. we will end up na hinahabol at nilalagyan ng tali ng mga putagninang bata!!!” – Rhae  on the importance of Time Continue reading

“Because “Queen” isn’t totalitarian enough.” -On why I chose to put “Hari” on My FB Name Continue reading