Tina: Dewd, like we are soooo ganna win an academy award if ever we like, write a movie script. Like, grabeeeeh…Benny: I know. Lagi kang mamamatay sa huliTina: Oo tas ikaw lagi yung sa scene na nire-rape ng sampung arabo, tatlong mascot ng Jalibi and sampung pares ni B1 at B2Benny: Pero buhay pa rin…… Continue reading

Tina: Chong, gusto kong lumamon ng lumamon, I swear. Fuck dieting to hell!!!Benny: Dieting is overratedTina: But when I think about the 30lbs I lost it makes my kuyukot shudder… in a non-sexual way, of course.Benny: Mmmm… kuyukot ********* Tina: Why do you have to ruin my effing day? Why, Bennyment? Why? Why?Benny: Cuz that’s… Continue reading

Benny: Ano nga ba yung mabahong cheese?Tina: Limburger?Benny: Ah tama. Ikaw yunTina: Tangina mo ah.Benny: Thanks for helping me make asar youTina: Huhuhu… making asar me, huhuuhuh *sabay bato ng granada*Benny: Huhuh pare you threw the grenade on my balls pare, now it’s maga na huhuhu…. ********* Benny: Astig. Edi ang baho nya…Tina: Like yuh,… Continue reading

Hey kids, Thanks sa mga taong nagbigay ng “encouraging” words (mapa-ym, text or comments) nung ako’y kasalukuyang praning at handa nang mag walk-in sa mental, alam nyo kung sinu kayung tatlo, wahahahahah! Seriously, Thanks, muah! Na-master ko na kasi ang katagang binitawan ng The Great Beanny Baby: The trick is to not care. Chew on… Continue reading

******* Tina: Nak nakBenny: Who’s there?Tina: BennyBenny: BenihuTina: Don’t be fooled by the cock that he’s got, he’s still, he’s still Benny from the block.. used to have a little dick now he has a lot (tentacle cocks) no matter where he goes he knows where he came from…Tina: From the WebDate! From the WebDate!Benny:… Continue reading

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Tina: BENNY BAKLA!!! *runs like a “girl”, nadapa, tumayo, tumakbo ulit… hides behind a boulder*Benny: *umiiiyak na parang lalake lang* Huhuhu… pare, making asar me!Tina: EAT BALLS! *sabay bato ng fish balls sa noo ni Benny*Tina: *Tas humabol ang hotsauce na nasa garapon pa*Benny: *Fish ball sinalo ng bunganga ko*Tina: *Hot sauce sinalo ng itlog… Continue reading

Hay, the holidays came and went so fast. Wish I could’ve stayed home longer. Breaking news: Osama bin Laden, sighted! Tina: Man. I’m freezing my balls off… if I have balls, that is.Benny: Sure you do.Tina: Imaginary balls, parang sayo lang. o_0Tina: ZING. ******* Tina: Venny Venny Vevenny Banana-bana Vevenny, Peach Pie Vevenny… Venny!Benny: …… Continue reading

I was supposed to abstain from posting anything for at least a week cuz I gots me something to promote. But I can’t help it… it’s the rebel in me I know, right? I’m like, so fucking hardcore and ZZZzzzZZzzz… What? Lunch oredi? Benny: Kasama ko si Peter ngayon.Tina: Good, ayusin nyo ang putanginang site… Continue reading

I’m feeling a bit jolly right now. Will do a double-post later kung binigay lang sakin ang lintek na poster Punyet… Anyways: I’m featuring Rosch this time para maiba naman. Rosch: … and it’s just not him kc yung may sakit. Pati mom nya, parehas cla.Tina: Tsktsk…Rosch: … and they both need to it agad…… Continue reading