Tinaciouslee

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The Pork en Chop Chronicles

  • Desperate Housewives: Sorry Kayo Jan!

    Well lookit here… giving in on much pressure over the racial slur that Skeletor let slip over the season premier of Desperate Houswives, the ignorant pieces of shit that makes up most of The Desperate Houswives gang, issued an apology. Are You Ready For This Jelleh? Skeletor Likes Sniffing Panties “The producers of “Desperate Housewives”… Continue reading

  • Same Old Shit, Different Hairlstyle

    Bago muna ang lahat: Biktima na naman ng racist slur ang ‘Pinas Fucking Ow! Shame on the DH writers. It’s just sad na nai-stereotype na naman tayo sa mga ganitong sitwasyon. Isa lang masasabi ko: Kaya di tumataas ang ratings nyo eh. Thank God I stopped watching your show after the first season. I heard… Continue reading

  • Another Dose Of The Stupid

    Tina: Rename the goddamned categories, you little piece of shit!Benny: Mayaaaaaaa…can’t you see it’s the time of the day where I have to be lazzzzy…Benny: … and shitTina: Pero pag nagsa-salsal ka, ansipag mo eh, no?Benny: Oo naman… making salsal is hard work.Tina: Nakapandidiri ka talaga, hayop ka! But good to know that you know… Continue reading

  • Kiefer Ocampo

    Tina: Ampogi talaga ni Kiefer. God, how zexxXXxxy!!!Benny: Kiefer Ocampo?Benny: Nyeeeeeeeeeee… corny mo Tina, mamatay ka na!Tina: Kiefer Sutherland, BOBO!Tina: Tanga! Tonto!Tina: Teka, sinong Kiefer Ocampo yun? (5 seconds and 2 tumble weeds passing through later…) Tina: Aaah gets… pota ang corny mo pa!Benny: Tsk tsk… Your wit is getting a little bit dull.Tina: Ngayon… Continue reading

  • Stupidity Is Upon Us!

    Benny: Bawasan mo na kasi ang mga churvaloo (widgets sa blog)Tina: Bawasan mo itlog mo, gusto mo?!Benny: Steg…gagawin mo lang naman keychain yun ehTina: Ya betcha!Tina: Read my blog, comment ka, tas testi gawan moko sa Friendster! No point on wasting time while on itBenny: Later… I’m sooooo lyk buzy trying to lick my anusTina:… Continue reading

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Hello, and welcome to my new website. I’m Tina, please feel free to look around. I’m a writer and editor with over 10 years of experience. Apart from writing, I’m into collecting bags, books and skincare/makeup products. Hobbies include gardening, writing (of course!), and playing with my sons. Check out my credentials here.