What I Really Want To Say
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Major Suckage
What I Said Editor: Have you received the email? Tina: Yes. Editor: I’m sorry. Tina: Me too. Editor: Can you send me the last batch of descriptions? Tina: Sure, gimme a sec. What I Really Want To Say Editor: Have you received the email? Tina: Yes. Editor: I’m sorry. Tina: Good. You should be. Editor: Continue reading
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A Little Too Late
What I Said: Ehtch Ar Suit: My name is XXX XXX and I am the HR Manager of XXXX XXX, an American-owned service provider engaged in E-commerce. We are now open to hire copywriters. It is because of this that I would like to ask if you would possibly consider exploring the opportunity of working Continue reading
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Bitter Rejection
What I Said: Ehtch Ar Suit: I’m sorry but you do not have the qualifications we were looking. We will, however, keep your contact information for future reference. Tina: 😐 What I Want To Say: Ehtch Ar Suit: I’m sorry but you do not have the qualifications we were looking. We will, however, keep your Continue reading
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Now and Forever
What I Said: Lui: I’m really sorry. I screwed up and I apologize for it. Tina: … What I Really Want To Say: Lui: I’m really sorry. I screwed up and I apologize for it. Tina: You lying, manipulative prick. Up yours. Continue reading
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Crawling Back
What I Said: Ex-Boss: I was wondering if you’re interested to work with us again as a full-time writer? We’ll pay you PhpXXXXX for 14 short descriptions everyday 🙂 Tina: The thing is I’m already working full time right now and I have so much on my plate. I’ll try to find someone for you Continue reading
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Degraded
Interviewer: Don’t you feel a bit degraded because you’re a woman and you’re working for the porn industry? Tina: Well, no because first, I’m not the one on the video. There’s no reason for me to be ashamed of what I do. Second, we’re all professionals regardless of sex. And third, it’s just work. What Continue reading
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Subtly Stoopid
What I Said: Boss: When I sent you a message to report to the office last Monday, it’s because I already found you a client. The payout will be lower but I wanted to offer the gig to you… Tina: … What I Really Want To Say: Boss: When I sent you a message to Continue reading
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… Hopefully for the Last Time.
What I Said: Dear XXXXX, Please accept this as my resignation to XXXXX, effective immediately. I regret the inconvenience it will cause, but circumstances have left me no choice. I will be in contact with Human Resources to make arrangements for my back pay. What I Really Want To Say: Dear XXXXX, Fuck You. No, Continue reading
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Blunder-rific
What I Said: Ehtch Ar Suit: Hi Tina, may I request for those links from your SGV stint? You are working there as an editor, is this right? Thank you. Best regards, Kr*** Tina: Good Evening Ms. M******, I’m sorry but I don’t believe I indicated anything in my resume about working as an editor Continue reading
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Image Model
What I Said: Boss: Tina, in March, you’ll be one of the image model for our company ads. I’ll provide the wardrobe. Tina: Okay. What I Really Wanted To Say: Boss: Tina, in March, you’ll be one of the image model for our company ads. I’ll provide the wardrobe. Tina: Huh? You mean the company Continue reading
About Me
Hello, and welcome to my new website. I’m Tina, please feel free to look around. I’m a writer and editor with over 10 years of experience. Apart from writing, I’m into collecting bags, books and skincare/makeup products. Hobbies include gardening, writing (of course!), and playing with my sons. Check out my credentials here.