What I Said: Boss: Unfortunately yes. There’s a possibility that your transfer from the night shift might be permanent. Tina: Oh. What I Really Want To Say: Boss: Unfortunately yes. There’s a possibility that your transfer from the night shift might be permanent. Tina: YOU”RE GAY! Continue reading

What I Said Boss: Do you want to go home now and just come back later this evening? Tina: Uhh… can I just transfer to the night shift tomorrow instead? I just got here. Boss-:Okay. What I Really Want to Say: Tina: Would it kill you to notify me in advance of the sudden changes… Continue reading

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