Two weeks ago, three of my friends took a long walk down memory lane and with that, Ze WebDate “I Quote You” notebook was born (to jog some sense on the subject please proceed to–> EAT ME and EAT ME TOO). So, Basically what they did was they compiled the funniest wise cracks from the people behind the team that was formerly known as WebDate, to be “immortalized” (well, not really but you get the point) on a little blue Corona Notebook. There.
So with that in mind, I stole the book like the little crook that I am, held it hostage but not before sharing the funniest quotes each has been known to have said one time or another. So nice of me, right? I knoooow! So without further ado, I give you: Ze Bits Of Ze WebDate Wisdom (… and remember folks, Don’t Leave Home Without It!)
“Naniniwala kami sa Pre-Marital Sex!”— Ed
“Ang kulit mo naman eh! Para kang si Jean Saburit!”— Polgas (Honorary WebDate Member)
— Disengaged Rene
“Hindi pa ako nagkakaron (ng period) Dapat nung 12, kasi di ba 12 ang birthday mo, Benny?”
“Magre-resign na ako. Naghahanap daw ng vocalist ang Rivermaya!”— Raffy
“Ever Present Always Lage!”— Roschie Poshie (asked on what the word EPAL means)
“And di nyo alam, yung nipples ni Ed, portal yan sa keps ni Enna”
— Tina (Nguso Pose Pioneer)
“Tapos yun pala, yung bihon (READ: tentacle schlong) ko may sariling isip tas gagapang sila papasok sa pwet ko”— Benny Bentot
“Nag-DVD marathon kasi ako eh kaya di ako naka-pasok”— Renzy (on her excuse for being absent)
“Hindi po kami maingay, masyado lang po silang tahimik”— Rhae (on being asked by the COO why the team are always noisy on the Parwati working area)
“Coffee lang naman ah! Hindi naman ako nagpo-propose ng kasal!!!”— Paeng
“Tangina si Rhae! Sinipa ako sa puke!!!”
“Can you keep me buckling with pleasure all night long?”— Kitchie (accidentally ym-ed this exact message to her guy friend when she meant to respond with a flirty come-on to an American named Buckie, a sleazy adult site member)
“Ano to, forced issue?!”— Edce (hence, the production outfit known as Forced Issue was born)
Geniusness!! Brilliantness! Magaling, Magaling, Magaling!
Tinaciouslee 
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