Disclaimer: No, I was not offended by these incidents. Okay, maybe a little in Aubrey’s case but the rest hindi naman. Sarcasm is just my middle name, trust me. Hahahaha! Oh and nope, the names has not been changed. Cuz I’m evil.
Dominic: So… Di mo nasabing tibo ka na pala ngayon?
(5 seconds of silence)
Tina: (speaks with a straight-face) So, di mo nasabi… nag-recede na pala ang hair line mo ngayon?
Aubrey: So musta ang date mo with ****?
Tina: Ummm… well. It was okay. He was nice but I don’t think I like him anymore. If he asks me out again I might not take him up for it.
Aubrey: Really? Two days ago sabi mo you like him. You’re not gay, are you?
(5 seconds of silence)
Tina: (with a sardonic smile) What, you think I was hitting on you?! And answering you’re question, no. I’m straight, Aubrey.
Dencio: Di mo pa kami pakilala sa bf mo?
Tina: :I
Tina: Sinung bf?
Dencio: Hahaha!
Dencio: Sige na nga, gf!
Tina: :I
Dencio: 😀
Tina: :I
Tina: I’m not GAY!!!!
Dencio: 😮
Tina: Lagi na lang!
Tina: Lagi na lang!
Tina: Lagi na lang!
Dencio: Hahahahaha, ok I believe you…
Dencio: Nothing wrong with it, if ever
Dencio: I’m not pro, nor againts it
Tina: ulol!
Dencio: PEACE!!!
For the last time, I’m not gay.
Tinaciouslee 
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