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Kesong Bulok Daw


Benny: Ano nga ba yung mabahong cheese?
Tina: Limburger?
Benny: Ah tama. Ikaw yun
Tina: Tangina mo ah.
Benny: Thanks for helping me make asar you
Tina: Huhuhu… making asar me, huhuuhuh *sabay bato ng granada*
Benny: Huhuh pare you threw the grenade on my balls pare, now it’s maga na huhuhu….

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Benny: Astig. Edi ang baho nya…
Tina: Like yuh, parang ikaw lang
Benny: Inggit ka lang. Amoy kesong bulok ka kasi.
Tina: FYI: Keso IS bulok. No need to say kesong bulok as keso will do. BURN!
Benny: Hindi kaya *emo*

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4 responses to “Kesong Bulok Daw”

  1. Magz Avatar
    Magz

    Dude ang sweet nio ni benny..baka sa huli kau din magkatuluyan hehehe ^^,

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  2. Only God Can Judge Me Avatar
    Only God Can Judge Me

    @Bentot Lava: Naku nahahawa ka na ng pagiging emo ni… fine, si PAENG! NAHAWA KA NA KAY PAAAEEENGGGG!!!!! emo tears@Magz: Oo sweet po kami ni Benny. Di mo pa kami nakitang maglambingan! Sinisipa ko sha sa solar plexus nya tas sha naman tinatadyakan nya ako sa aking happy place, hahhahah!

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  3. McRey Avatar
    McRey

    WOW, ang saya niyo maglambingan… paano kaya kayo magvo-vow on your wedding…Father: do you fucking swear to care for your husband, benny?Tina: I'm fuckin sure! Father: Benny, you may now kick her ass…hehe…ano kaya ang ugat ng bulok na keso?

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  4. Burniki Avatar
    Burniki

    Naks! May wedding vows na kami, yahooo!!!! sabay kalabit sa gatilyo ng shotgun

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