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Usapang Lurve on Crap Day

Tina: Happy Balentyms, papi!
Benny: Happy crap day din.
Tina: Oh, love… such a wonderful, wonderful *projectile vomiting* thing *sabay singhot ng dinurog na neozep*

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Tina: Wala kang date?
Tina: GASP!
Tina: OH THE HORROR!!!
Tina: TRAVESTY!!!
Tina: CALL THE GODDAMNED MARINES!
Benny: Iga-gangbang ako ng marines… meat torpedos compel me…

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Tina: Haaay everyone’s inluuuurve no?
Benny: Hindi naman. May mga naluluksa… at nagdadrama ka na naman…
Benny: My gahd. Snap out of it.
Tina: Hindi ako nagdadrama, napansin ko lang! Lahat dito are like, so annoyingly in-love. I fucking hate it
Benny: Wag ka maniwala dyan sa mga yan, mga ulupong silang lahat!!!
Tina: Oo nga nakakainis sana masunog na silang lahat mga putanginang gago yan!!!!

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2 responses to “Usapang Lurve on Crap Day”

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    Anonymous

    Molestyahin na lang natin sila using a ballpoint pen and a piece of rotting chicken.

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  2. Burniki Avatar
    Burniki

    @Anonymous: Goddeym, panu natin gagawin yun?! Hahahaha!@KingDaddyRich: I got a feeling na nak-relate ang kingdaddy, wahahahah! Oks lang yan, better luck na lang tayo next year, Hahahah!

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