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Porn Is Everywharrr, Indeed (Shamelessly Stolen Pics)
Saw a bunch of funny pictures from a certain smut peddler named Arse in Wankerland. It’s so fucking awesome I had no choice but to steal the hilarious pics and share it! You know, this is exactly the kind of sick shit that gets me through the day and this betch delivers, eyefuckenlovets! Enjoy! See,… Continue reading
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Lady Lump Lump
You know why I hate going to a doctor for a random check-up? It’s because for some reason I don’t wanna find out if something is going batshit crazy inside my body, which may sound like a dumb thing to say but I really don’t wanna hear it, y’know? Anyways, I found out that our… Continue reading
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Prophesy ni Mang Nostradamus
You know Doomsday is just around the corner when you see schiz like this: Prepare to meet thy God, kids! Continue reading
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Back to the Sea Of Humanity
Tina: Ngayon ko lang na-realize… panget ka.Hannah: Excuse me…. sabi ng nanay ko ako ang pinaka-magandang tao sa paningin nya!Tina: Dapat lang kasi kung pati nanay mo napapangitan sayo, ano na lang ang arrive mo nun di ba?Hannah: Pero me point ka eh… panget ako depende sa points of comparison. Symrpre kapag ni compare mo… Continue reading
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Lost ang Drama: Islang Walang Kubeta
The pictures I saw (including the ones below) didn’t do justice to the place, You’ll just have to be there and judge for yourself. Sorry kung mahaba tong post to, I could’ve chosen to make a slide but I didn’t so I guess you’ll just have to suck it up, no? Destination: Ang islang walang… Continue reading
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I Quit You
* Since I lost out on the burger challenge, I owe it to myself to see Benny’s puny ass burn in hell that’s why in the coming days, si Benny naman ang gagantihan ko ng burger challenge (of sorts) cuz like, I’m… hardcore… and stuff. Benny: Lalagyan ko na lang ng nicotine yung patty.Tina: Hehehe… Continue reading
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Not As Shitty Afterall
And just when I thought today will be just as shitty as yesterday and the day before, people lightened up the mood with this crap: Kamusta naman ang Jollibitch? Hahahaha! Continue reading
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‘Tis a slow day, orayts.
Wow, it’s a slow day. So slow that I’m gonna talk about my retainerds, that’s right bitches, retainerds… and then some. Gosh, I thought wearing braces were bad enough but unfortunately wearing retainerds are much worse. Oh, and did I mention that whenever I’m wearing retainerds, I get the weirdest lisp, like, ever? It’sh fuckin’… Continue reading
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Burger Challenge: A Pork en Chop Special Edition
I did mention that Benny and I, are cooking something special and today is ze day! Do forgive the delay. As promised, here’s Pork en Chop, ispeyshal edition! And bago magkalimutan thanks to Benny, Peter, Paeng, Paolo, Hannah, and her boyf Francis, for the moral support and also to Coach Bry for the intensely soul-crushing… Continue reading
About Me
Hello, and welcome to my new website. I’m Tina, please feel free to look around. I’m a writer and editor with over 10 years of experience. Apart from writing, I’m into collecting bags, books and skincare/makeup products. Hobbies include gardening, writing (of course!), and playing with my sons. Check out my credentials here.