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The Pork en Chop Chronicles Speysyal
******* Tina: Nak nakBenny: Who’s there?Tina: BennyBenny: BenihuTina: Don’t be fooled by the cock that he’s got, he’s still, he’s still Benny from the block.. used to have a little dick now he has a lot (tentacle cocks) no matter where he goes he knows where he came from…Tina: From the WebDate! From the WebDate!Benny:… Continue reading
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Justifying Bad Manners and Wrong Conduct
Mga Bagay Na Nakakasira Ng Araw Ko: Ilang malalagkit na hair products later, fly-away pa din ang bangs Di pa nagsisimula ang araw mo, amoy baktol ka na dahil sa init ng 8:00 AM Pag nalaman mong mali pala sinakyan mong FX matapos kang nag-antay ng 35 years Pag-nagulangan sa FX (either naunahan sa pila… Continue reading
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Tina: The Animated Series
Noon: Tapos, eto naman: A few days ago, nag-dance number pa ng ganito: Well, ngayon… Guess who just turned into Santa’s Wittle Welper? That’s right, bitches! These were made by a good friend for me. Kamukha ko ba? Lagut ang mga naughty this Christmas! For I, Santa’s Wittle Welper, shall lace thy toys with cyanide… Continue reading
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‘Tis The Season For Booty Shakin’
And because Christmas is just around the corner… I offer to you, my dear readers: The Tina and Elfin Friends Shakes Thy Booties Dance Numbah! Watch it and thank me later. Fab Four Version: Smiley Papabols Version: Asteeeg…. Continue reading
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The Reluctant Porn Writer
I have been turning down one offer to do porn reviews after another ever since I worked here (Not telling exactly where “here” is). Y’know, I have nothing against Porn. Don’t get me wrong, occasionally I do watch smut (WebDate days) but now I only watch porn when my job requires it (which is not… Continue reading
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The Office From Hell
Quite unexpectedly, I had a very in-teh-resting day yesterday. See, I suddenly felt the need to broaden my horizon by checking out what other opportunities are there for me. I soon discovered how much my present company spoiled me rotten. I scored an interview somewhere in the Maka-tay area, what fun, right? Well, I was… Continue reading
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Head In The Clouds
Oh, poop. It’s only about 10:00 in the morning as I’m writing this and I’m uber bored. Who the fuck gets bored at 10 in the morning?! Anyhoots, just wanna say I’m writing without enthusiasm, which is becoming more and more often. I updated my blog because I wanted to make it a point to… Continue reading
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Pirated Na DVD
Tina: BENNY BAKLA!!! *runs like a “girl”, nadapa, tumayo, tumakbo ulit… hides behind a boulder*Benny: *umiiiyak na parang lalake lang* Huhuhu… pare, making asar me!Tina: EAT BALLS! *sabay bato ng fish balls sa noo ni Benny*Tina: *Tas humabol ang hotsauce na nasa garapon pa*Benny: *Fish ball sinalo ng bunganga ko*Tina: *Hot sauce sinalo ng itlog… Continue reading
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Yez, I’m Funneh As Hell, Bitches!
First off, before I start another one of my legendary verbal diarrhea, I just wanna say I’m feeling a wee bit under the weather right now. Who knows, mebbe I’m finally dying. Anyways, If I sound extra whiny then you know why… must be the chicken I ate last night. I was again, supposed to… Continue reading
About Me
Hello, and welcome to my new website. I’m Tina, please feel free to look around. I’m a writer and editor with over 10 years of experience. Apart from writing, I’m into collecting bags, books and skincare/makeup products. Hobbies include gardening, writing (of course!), and playing with my sons. Check out my credentials here.
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