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Usapang Lurve on Crap Day
Tina: Happy Balentyms, papi!Benny: Happy crap day din.Tina: Oh, love… such a wonderful, wonderful *projectile vomiting* thing *sabay singhot ng dinurog na neozep* ******* Tina: Wala kang date?Tina: GASP!Tina: OH THE HORROR!!!Tina: TRAVESTY!!!Tina: CALL THE GODDAMNED MARINES!Benny: Iga-gangbang ako ng marines… meat torpedos compel me… ******* Tina: Haaay everyone’s inluuuurve no?Benny: Hindi naman. May mga… Continue reading
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Of Valentines, Dating and Asking That Special Girl Out Don’ts
*I hardly do reposts but since Valentines is almost upon us, I’d like to share with you an article I did for our other blogs site, Canned Thoughts. I had fun writing down this schiz and I hope y’all will enjoy it too, hahaha! Ahh… yes, Valentines is just around the corner and just because… Continue reading
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Oscar-Winning Piece Of Shit
* May mga hitad na nagsabing they can’t stand my emo-ish shit for the past three weeks, hahahaha! Well, ang masasabi ko lang ay… Whatever, dorks. Nakikibasa lang kayo, letche!!! Bow. Tina: Sakit likod, sakit tyan… mamamatay na yata talaga ako T_TBenny: Yehey! Sa libing mo, kakanta si Paeng ng My Chemical Romance. Tapos dala-dala… Continue reading
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…Siiiiigh…
After spending three excruciating weeks showing up for work but really working, being forced by the HR peeps to write boring articles about brake hoses and boat covers, facing the day fighting tooth and nail just so I can fucking write in fucking peace minus the Goddamned screaming of The Black Parade and that stupid,… Continue reading
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Konting Kultura Para Maiba!
Okay if you guys are looking for retarded banters today you may stop reading cuz it ain’t gonna happen this time. Once in a while I do write stuff outside of my expertise just to spite you, dear readers. Why I do this is beyond me. Today, unfortunately, I’ll be writing about the three cool… Continue reading
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Reliving Stoooopid Moments
For the sake of giving you guys a break from my I’m-so-fucking-busy-somebody-shoot-me speech (I know most of you are tired of me and my bullshit), I’m gonna tell you guys a funny story. You know me, I love to share retarded stuff anyways. Last week, I had a meeting with the German guy (who’ll remain… Continue reading
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Lost in Translation
Benny: …makikita mo na lang akong palibuy-libuy sa Mega…Tina: Libuy-libuy?Benny: Ay, palaboy-laboy pala, sorry!Tina: Putanginang palibuy-libuy yan… san galing yun?! ******** Tina: Tae na-samid ako ng hardcore.Benny: Eh?Tina: Nasamid ako… sobrang ni-ubo ko sha. Kahiya puro lalaki pa naman toditsBenny: Tanga kung tanga, pero ano ang ‘namasid?’Tina: Tangina naman eh…. Continue reading
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Sentimental Bullshit
I was supposed to update my blog yesterday but for some weird reason, Blogger won’t open. Then I realized, it’s either Blogger is blocked here on the 27th floor or… my pc’s retarded. Anyways, so many changes are going on in my life right now, I can’t hardly keep up. You know those kind of… Continue reading
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Namimilipit na Tumbong
Tina: Ganyan ang gagawin kong diet regimen, kakain ng panis tas mag-tatae ako forevahBenny: Masakit sya, mamimilipit ang tumbong mo.Benny: Nagpa-shit sample pa ako sa hospital. it was fun.Tina: Oh really? My Ghad, your life is one big adventure eh no?Tina: You’re… full of shit, literally.Tina: BURN you sickly bastard, BUUURRRNNNN!!!! ******* Benny: Sino si… Continue reading
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When Work Sucks You Dry
Thank God, I finally caught a break to update my blog. You know, when this year started out, I knew I’m in for a lot of change. What frustrates me about it is that, I was too lazy to actually prepare for these changes. Since I lost my old account I’ve become busy as hell.… Continue reading
About Me
Hello, and welcome to my new website. I’m Tina, please feel free to look around. I’m a writer and editor with over 10 years of experience. Apart from writing, I’m into collecting bags, books and skincare/makeup products. Hobbies include gardening, writing (of course!), and playing with my sons. Check out my credentials here.
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