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Man Boobs
Tina: You know what you need? Ask me!Benny: ?Tina: PROZAC!Benny: Ha! Dati ko nang iniisip yan pero lalaki boobs ko, one of its many side-effects. Takot ako…..Tina: Side effects nga ba yun?Benny: Oo daw.Tina: Dude, LALAKI BOOBS MO!Tina: Tas pag magisa ka sa bahay… lam mo na…Tina: Make y’know… lapirot your cocopuffsBenny: Pwede ko na… Continue reading
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We All Float
Down there we all float. We All Float- Penny Wise The Clown I know most of the iWeb pipol heard the news already (chika minit moment ito!) but I’m gonna say it anyways. HB is over and done. There. So that means over 50 people are now jobless. Which kinda makes you think, no? I… Continue reading
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Make Boto Me
I’m in the running for Project Lafftrip’s Awesomest Junk in the Trunk contest… ay wait… iba palang contest yun… It’s the Top 10 PinakaDaBest na Humor Blogs ng Pilipinas. Yeah, the title pretty much sez it all, no? Actually, I thought this contest was over and done with but I found out yesterday na partial… Continue reading
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Nuknukan ng Kakornihan
Tina: You always take my fondness of tilapias against me! You pig! I hatez youz! Look, I’ll even say it in French…Benny: Ah yes, The language of love…Tina: I Hatex Youx. ******* Tina: Nak nakBenny: Who’s there?Tina: Dexter.Benny: Dexter who?Tina: Dexter, the last dinosaur, he’s my friend and a whole lot more…Benny: Tangina naman eh.Tina:… Continue reading
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My Pet Alien
This… is my baby bro Joaquin… ni-LBC galing… Davao! Gosh, he’s such a cutie! (Notice the first pic? He did his own version of my patented Nguso Pose! Mana sa ate!) Continue reading
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Nag-Shabu sa Podium
Me and my friends celebrated the New Year with a nice dinner somewhere in the Ortigas area. Some were not able to make it to the Christmas/New Year dinner but most are present. I had a lot of fun! The Steamy Bitches(although di sila kumpleto) The Spices The Rekados The Soup (might look good but… Continue reading
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Smelling Like Week-old Piss
Tina: Dewd, like we are soooo ganna win an academy award if ever we like, write a movie script. Like, grabeeeeh…Benny: I know. Lagi kang mamamatay sa huliTina: Oo tas ikaw lagi yung sa scene na nire-rape ng sampung arabo, tatlong mascot ng Jalibi and sampung pares ni B1 at B2Benny: Pero buhay pa rin…… Continue reading
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Paghahasik ng Lagim sa Vigan: Pictures and Schiz
Well the holidays came and went so fast, no? Usually I’d join the rest of my blogger friends and would try to either, enumerate my New Year’s Resolution (only have one: Quit Smoking) or try to reminisce about my personal highs and lows during the past year except I didn’t do anything life-changing as I’ve… Continue reading
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Kuyukot Moments
Tina: Chong, gusto kong lumamon ng lumamon, I swear. Fuck dieting to hell!!!Benny: Dieting is overratedTina: But when I think about the 30lbs I lost it makes my kuyukot shudder… in a non-sexual way, of course.Benny: Mmmm… kuyukot ********* Tina: Why do you have to ruin my effing day? Why, Bennyment? Why? Why?Benny: Cuz that’s… Continue reading
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2007: The Year In Review
Update: Me and a bunch of my friends went cam-whoring yesterday! ‘Twas fun and shit! Also, Doy came up with a new word: Oogy. Yeah, check out what it means… hisposts are uber-oogy! Oh hey, hey, hey! First off as the title implies, this will be my last post for the year 2007! I planned… Continue reading
About Me
Hello, and welcome to my new website. I’m Tina, please feel free to look around. I’m a writer and editor with over 10 years of experience. Apart from writing, I’m into collecting bags, books and skincare/makeup products. Hobbies include gardening, writing (of course!), and playing with my sons. Check out my credentials here.
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